Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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