I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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