Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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