everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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