My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I have vodka in my lungs
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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