There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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