honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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