All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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