"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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