You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We have started to decorate penises.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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