i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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