Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
either way he was missing a nipple.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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