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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I might as well just sew it shut at this point.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She made me pour olive oil on her.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?

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  Nah

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