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(973): View more from New Jersey

Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Four minutes until I can fart!

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.

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(510): View more from California

you told grandpa to call you daddy

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.

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(707): View more from California

please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up

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(914): View more from New York

Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious

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(313): View more from Michigan

I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed

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