Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!