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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.

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  I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february

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  Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I could fuck to npr.

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• (415): View more from California

  His crazy is a thing to be cherished

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