i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach