Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.