we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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