I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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