Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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