She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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