sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
the raccoons are back...
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