You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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