Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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