I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think my moral compass just broke
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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