Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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