I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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