Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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