do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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