this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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