You surviving the open bar?
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i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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