I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i love accidental penises.
and she was petting her beer can
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
