I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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