You surviving the open bar?
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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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