You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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