make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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