Your dad touched me again.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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