mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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