He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Randomize
