she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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