Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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