you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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