im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.