im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"