You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
