I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Actions speak louder than pants.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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