Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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