she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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