Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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