So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
thus making me awesome and them whores
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize