I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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