your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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