I have demons in me.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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