i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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