winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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