yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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