he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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