I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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