Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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