We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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