I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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